huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”
-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

post-punker:

I Hate Hate - Reagan Youth

BOBBY NEWPORT’S NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE! | +Gifset Companion

v0idsalt:

Honestly the first two nothing releases make guilty of everything look fucking childish. Downward years to come is a fucking masterpiece.

gravestwords:

my dear diary: it’s just you and me tonight
you don’t love me
aren’t thinking of me
you don’t love me
aren’t thinking of me tonight
why am I waiting for you to see I’m alive

(Source: robotsinriotgear)